Now if the rest of you want to start your throbbing crushes on us I think the best way is to get the other Brothers in here for some posting and interaction with our ever-growing legion of fans.

Some of these guys are computer morons. Some are terribly busy to check in often. Some are just lazy. All of them are funny gents and I know once they get to know you and how this bog thing works, they'll be here for your lusting pleasure.

If you're curious to meet them, send them e-mails and ask them to get in here and join the fun. Ladies, feel free to also attach any high quality photos of yourselves in lingerie or nuthin' at all if you prefer. Men, send your boudoir pics to Lance!

Ah, just kidding! No photos necessary. Just drop an e-mail to the boys if you'd like to get them in here for some fun.

Shecky (Been here to visit one)
Bobby (Can't find the power switch on his computer)
Sonny (Comments a lot, but is lonely)
The Very Famous Lance Vegas (Too busy admiring his own reflection to be bothered, but try anyway)

I have to extend some thanks to Golfwidow & Jade for taking the time to promote the upcoming & possibly final Vegas Brothers shows on their fine sites. They are both jockeying for position in the hierarchy of future ex-wives and they surely will have to battle it out in a cage/Jello wrestling match. Until then I thank them for the support.

Other folks kind enough to throw some mentions of our little blog lately include Kim, who apparently is LUSTING after all five of The Vegas Brothers! Take a number lady!

Doyle was kind enough to toss a bone our way, as was Ma, and 3T at some point or another. So go visit all of these folks and tell them how much you appreciate their great taste in blogs, if not comedy/variety shows.

I should also mention that the fols at West Designs are so proud of the work they put into our blog that they're showcasing it at their website. So visit them and spend a few bucks on a site for you!

Mike Preston is a good friend, a fine stand-up comedian, and the host of his own Comcast Television program, Psycho Babble. He is also the author of some hysterical books. You can get all the info about "Sway", Stop Talking Now", & "The Moron Chronicles" at their respective Amazon locations. Just click on the pics and you'll be whisked away to happy town for some good reading.

T.R. Benker is not only a comedian, he is a great dad & hubby. He was once in the Guinness Book for consecutive joke-telling, a feat he hopes to do again soon. A World Record holder, folks! That alone should be enough to get you to take a chance on his CD, "Sittin' Through the Scary Parts".

Andy Martello, comedian, juggler, plate spinner, and keeper of the last great rat tail ever worn by a straight man, has a few T-shirts he helped design, based upon his comedy act. You can find them at Fu-Qtoo.com. Just click the pics and check them out. That place also has a lot of cool shirts for you to wear, so why not make a whole day of shopping, eh?

And speaking of T-shirts, I thought I'd give you folks a sneak peek at our new official Vegas Brothers T-shirts, which will be available online in a day or two.

Check em out! Simple. Elegant. Understated. Classy. Just like The Vegas Brothers!

You can get em in red or black, in sizes from adult Medium to Extra Large. I hear we'll get them in XXL & XXXL if enough people ask for em. I dunno what the price of these things is gonna be, but I am fairly certain they will be pretty cheap, like $12.00 to $15.00 or something. "Pretty cheap"...just like Shecky Vegas!

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Anyway, check out all the goodies I mentioned. I understand if you'd rather hold out until the Vegas Brothers shirts are officially for sale. Who can blame ya? We ROCK and you deserve to spread the word about us somehow! You can reserve a shirt or ten by leaving a comment in this post or e-mailing me. Check back because we're gonna get tanks and baby tees as well as PANTIES for the ladies. Yep. Classy!

Just be sure to pick up a shirt or two when the time comes. Mom needs some sort of cream for a rash she's got and based on her already high prescription bills, I doubt we can afford it right now. Poor woman. Just sitting there, smoking and scratching in our trailer all night.

We worked with a Meme once at this art festival in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada several years ago. A lady Meme. Cute gal from what I could see. She also played a lot of those Renaissance faires when she wasn't pissing off everyone around her with her "walking against the wind" crap.

Anyway, she indicated to me back stage that she wanted to "get a taste of Downtown Vegas". She memed the whole thing & at first, I thought she was rehearsing her "eating an overly large and extremely satisfying popsicle" routine. When I saw her meming, "not in my hair", "oh, you got in in my eyes", & "you promised you'd warn me first" I understood.

So we went to my dressing room and I gave her her reward. Later that night I showed her the rest of Vegas, including the Strip. She showed me her "trapped in a box" routine and we had a great evening. Man she was a screamer, which seemed ironic, given that memes don't talk and all.