Monday, May 23, 2005

Grillin' Outside, Shillin' Inside

5:06 PM by Nicky Vegas

Given how new this blog is to all of you, if not the world, you may not have even noticed some of the cool things in the "Buy Stuff!" section of the sidebar. So, since I am always lookin' out for my brothers and our pals, I thought I'd direct your attention there now.

We'll be havin' a lot of our own Vegas Brothers merchandise up here as well as at our main website very soon. We're in a bit of a quandary though(Dig me, I used "quandary" in a sentence properly!) . We've got to raise some cash to bail our web designer/merchandising guy out of jail so he can put that stuff online. Thing is, the only way we can do that right now is to sell some of our stuff...which we can't do until we get our web designer/merchandising guy out of jail. And so it goes, this thing of ours.

Until then I thought I'd mention that some of our best friends have some kick-ass products available and if you check them out, buy a few thousand books & CDs and the like, maybe those guys will throw us a bone and give us a taste of the gig.

Mike Preston is a good friend, a fine stand-up comedian, and the host of his own Comcast Television program, Psycho Babble. He is also the author of some hysterical books. You can get all the info about "Sway", Stop Talking Now", & "The Moron Chronicles" at their respective Amazon locations. Just click on the pics and you'll be whisked away to happy town for some good reading.

T.R. Benker is not only a comedian, he is a great dad & hubby. He was once in the Guinness Book for consecutive joke-telling, a feat he hopes to do again soon. A World Record holder, folks! That alone should be enough to get you to take a chance on his CD, "Sittin' Through the Scary Parts".

Andy Martello, comedian, juggler, plate spinner, and keeper of the last great rat tail ever worn by a straight man, has a few T-shirts he helped design, based upon his comedy act. You can find them at Fu-Qtoo.com. Just click the pics and check them out. That place also has a lot of cool shirts for you to wear, so why not make a whole day of shopping, eh?

And speaking of T-shirts, I thought I'd give you folks a sneak peek at our new official Vegas Brothers T-shirts, which will be available online in a day or two.

Check em out! Simple. Elegant. Understated. Classy. Just like The Vegas Brothers!

You can get em in red or black, in sizes from adult Medium to Extra Large. I hear we'll get them in XXL & XXXL if enough people ask for em. I dunno what the price of these things is gonna be, but I am fairly certain they will be pretty cheap, like $12.00 to $15.00 or something. "Pretty cheap"...just like Shecky Vegas!

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Anyway, check out all the goodies I mentioned. I understand if you'd rather hold out until the Vegas Brothers shirts are officially for sale. Who can blame ya? We ROCK and you deserve to spread the word about us somehow! You can reserve a shirt or ten by leaving a comment in this post or e-mailing me. Check back because we're gonna get tanks and baby tees as well as PANTIES for the ladies. Yep. Classy!

Just be sure to pick up a shirt or two when the time comes. Mom needs some sort of cream for a rash she's got and based on her already high prescription bills, I doubt we can afford it right now. Poor woman. Just sitting there, smoking and scratching in our trailer all night.

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Comments (3)

  1. This just in,...Mom's rash is spreading...to Texas!

  2. I envision a horrible cycle wherein we all buy VegasBrothers panties, go to their shows, and throw them onto the stage, only to have the brothers collect them up and sell them again. Ack.

  3. Trust me. If the ladies are takin' off their panties for us, money will likely have exchanged hands, but we won't be doing any reselling. ;)

    But that's not a bad idea. Hmmm...

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