Hey Friends,
Welcome to a new year and new adventures for me. I went to Europe, had fun and spread my name around there like water on toast. Europeans have a hard time liking us Americans and that put a bad taste in my mouth, like a monkey poop sandwhich. I travelled to the UK, Germany and The Netherlands. I spent most of my time in Amsterdam smoking candy cigarettes and watching Blue Lagoon over and over. If Mom ever found out, She'd ground me.

The UK was a nice place if youre a frog. It was just like the movies, gloomy and foggy. I said hi to the Queen, but I'm not sure she heard me. Those guards at Buckingham Palace with the gorillas on their heads wont flinch for nothing. The only way I found out, to get them to move is to feed those gorillas on top of their heads bananas. I laughed seeing them trying to get those gorillas to calm down and sit on their heads again.

Big Ben is also a fat guy from Yorkshire and every cop is named Bobby! How cool huh Bobby?


My stay in Germany wasnt that long. It was just a layover to Amsterdam. I actually got to stay in Germany for about 20 minutes and then caught a flight to my final destination. With the time I spent in Germany, I had only time for one thing...poopers. Basically, I went to Germany to shit and I did.

Amsterdam had alot to offer and I would suggest that place to anyone who likes good food and no morals. I think the time I spent there warranted me at least 5 years in purgatory. But It was fun. I even hooked up with some musicians and formed a band called The Droogies.The name is from A Clockwork Orange, and the reference is about how they were their own little gang. I was the lead singer. They said I sang like a Alfalfa....on fire. "I'm the Barber of Seville, Figaro - Figaro"
Here is their website link:http://www.the-droogies.com/bandet.html

It was all fun and it is good to be back.