Wednesday, July 27, 2005

A Chicken Flavored Sucker?

5:52 PM by Nicky Vegas

Some things are just too disgusting to comprehend.

SoNnY likes to eat just about any type of candy. Put that candy on a stick and he's so THERE! I swear if you covered a thumbnail in chocolate and put it on a stick he'd eat the damned thing.

Anyway, he's been strutting around the trailer all freakin' week because he just bought a ton of the single most awful confection in the known universe, the Pollito Asado.

This is a sucker, shaped like a roasted chicken, that boasts to be chicken flavored. They certainly look intriguing. However they taste like crap. Imagine what a sweaty monkey would taste like if you filtered it through an old race horse and you'd still not come close to how disgusting these things taste!

I suppose I don't have to mention that, once consumed, after a couple of hours, they return in a gaseous form that would make Bigfoot eyes explode.

They certainly don't taste like chicken, which is odd since everything is supposed to taste like chicken. They've got some sort of pepper in these things and the texture is a little like candied sandpaper.

I'm hoping SoNnY leaves his guard down for a bit because we're all thinking of melting these things down pour the liquid down the drain. It will certainly ruin the plumbing in the Airstream, but that's a risk we're willing to take. Mom is dating an RV repairman this week anyways.

Comments (3)

  1. put that on the list of things that make you go blaugahhhhhh!

    11:38 AM by Blogger broomhilda

  2. First I thought you meant Chicken Bones (http://www.hammondscandies.com/item501369.ctlg), which I love, but chicken-flavored candy? Gah. Did he eat bullion cubes out of the cabinet when he was a kid, too?

    4:14 PM by Blogger golfwidow

  3. Probably still better than chicken liver.

    10:02 AM by Blogger Bud

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